A Slightly Absurd but Actually Sincere List of Feminist Halloween Costumes

I'll never understand why people make fun of cosplayers for being nerds but then go all out to dress up at Halloween. Costumes are great! They're a chance to look like someone else for a little while and to celebrate the characters (and IRL heroes) you love. Whether you seize that opportunity at every convention or just once a year, I put together this list of current costume ideas. 

Cookie

This Empire character is easy: a leopard-print coat and a leopard-print hat will make you this fierce and fashionable woman ready to take reign of her own record label. 

Tina Belcher and Family

Bob’s Burgers is the gift that keeps on giving. I like this Tina/Louise cosplay I saw at GeekGirlCon that included the chalkboard burger specials sign. Plus, if you dress up as Tina, you can just stand in the corner of the party groaning from anxiety.

Abby Wambach and Megan Rapinoe

Lace up your cleats and put on a gold medal to be a member of the US Women’s National Soccer Team. Maybe bring confetti so people can throw a little victory parade for you.

Serena Williams, Best Tennis Player in the World

Serena has done so many wonderful photoshoots this year that are just begging to be recreated. (Creative Commons photo above by Boss Tweed)

Agent Carter

Red fedora. Blue trenchoat. White blouse. Nailed it.

Annalise Keating

Pair a tailored coat with a sleeveless dress with a small handheld chalkboard that reads, "How to get away with MURDER." 

Inside Out Emotions

Nothing beats going to a party dressed as Sadness!

Imperator Furiosa

There are going to be so many Furiosas this Halloween that they could form their own clone army and take down Immortan Joe. Make sure both that both your costume and attitude is full of grit. 

All of the Orphan Black Clones

Speaking of clone armies, how great would it be to have a dozen friends dress up as every incarnation of Tatiana Maslany in Orphan Black?

Mad Men Without Don Draper

My impossible dream is to get a supercut of Mad Men that edits out all the men. At least on Halloween we could cosplay that the show is really just about Joan, Betty, Peggy, and Dawn?

Michonne

As long as I’m fantasizing, how about a version of The Walking Dead where Michonne’s in charge instead of Rick Grimes? Bonus points with this costume if you run into zombies at a party.

Sand Snakes

Resist colonizing overlords, advocate for women’s equality, stab some people. All in a day's work for this crew of sisters from Game of Thrones

Jurassic World

Get a friend to dress up as a T-Rex. Then you can just wear high heels and run away from them for hours! Or, go the subversive route and put the dinosaur in heels

Bessie Coleman 

The first African-American woman pilot is highlighted in Kate Schatz's new book Rad American Women A-Z. In addition to this star aviator, Rad American Women features an awesome list of real-life women you can dress up as for Halloween. 

Patti Smith

Another pick from Kate Schatz. I just want to see a whole bunch of little kids wearing black skinny ties and singing “Because the Night.”

Isadora Duncan

One final brilliant idea from Kate Schatz. Do you have a kid who loves to dress up as a ballerina? Give them a bedsheet and cue up some modern dance videos on YouTube for inspiration.

The Supremes

The new book Notorious RBG features plenty of people dressed up in honor of Ruth Bader Ginsburg. Justices Sonia Sotomayor and Elena Kagan are maybe less fashionably flamboyant (no frilly collar) but deserves to be immortalized, too.  

The Supremes

With microphones, not gavels. You'll have to be able to hold a note with this costume, but it could prompt spontaneous Halloween karaoke!

Boss Witch Hermione

Imagine a badass Devil Wears Prada-style Hermione taking names, defeating overlords, and refusing to do anyone’s work for them. 

An Actual Witch

I love this Autostraddle article about witches who don’t have pointy hats. There are many pop culture witches to choose from, plus real-life women who were persecuted for being female.

Dana Scully and Stella Gibson

The X-Files’ FBI agent meets The Fall’s hard-nosed detective, and it’s so much like looking into a mirror that they decide to ditch the subpar dudes around them and start their own crime-solving agency. I’m already writing the million-dollar fanfiction in my head, so y’all should jump on this.

Frank and Claire Underwood

Legitimately the scariest people on this list. 

Frank and Claire from Outlander

Less scary. Unless you're a British army deserter threatening to attack Claire, in which case she will knife you

FKA twigs

Visionary British musician and artist FKA twigs has more incredible, unsettling characters than anyone else on planet Earth. Maybe you can be bizarre-bird FKA twigs, awesome-creepy arm dress FKA twigs, or silver trenchcoat FKA twigs.

Janelle Monae’s Cindi Mayweather

An alter ego singing-dancing android from the future? Yes, please.

Suicide Squad Harley Quinn

Harley Quinn in the film Suicide Squad has pink and blue pigtails and a big baseball bat.

Just the trailer for this upcoming comicbook-villain-centric film has 55 million views, so maybe you should dress as Harley Quinn before everyone decides to next year.

Steven Universe’s Gems

I was blown away by the adorable Steven Universe cosplay at GeekGirlCon. The giant group of girls playing colorful characters created by artist Rebecca Sugar just melted my heart.

Princess Carolyn

Bojack Horseman’s hard-selling Hollywood agent is a pink cat who knows how to take charge and also take care of herself.

Actually, Any of Lisa Hanawalt’s Weird Characters

Artist Lisa Hanawalt is the designer behind Bojack Horseman. Looking through her Tumblr is like looking at a Halloween dreamscape. The character above is named Coyote Doggirl. Dig it.

The Gilmore Girls

The news that this show is coming back to Netflix next year makes for an easy Halloween costume: stay home, sit on the sofa, eat ice cream and talk about your crushes and dreams of becoming a newspaper editor someday.

Ms. Marvel

The newest incarnation of Ms. Marvel as Kamala Khan, a teenager from New Jersey, is one of the best-selling comics of the year. Plus it’s a chance to wear a leotard with a giant lightning bolt on it.

A Troll

This is the year of the horrible internet troll. Combine the classic under-the-bridge dweller look with a fake laptop and a penchant for outrage.

Mae Jemison as Lt. Palmer and Samantha Cristoforetti as Captain Janeway

Let’s end on the absolutely uplifting note of real-life astronauts getting into costume. Astronaut Mae Jemison took on the role of fictional Starfleet officer Lt. Palmer for Star Trek in 1993. This year, astronaut Samantha Cristoforetti brought a Star Trek uniform into orbit so that she could cosplay as Captain Janeway. Real astronauts dressing as fictional astronauts definitely makes for a meta costume. 

Related Reading: What NOT to Wear on Halloween.

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Sarah Mirk is Bitch Media's online editor. She's interested in gender, history, comics, and talking to strangers. You can follow her on Twitter

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Halloween Costumes

Kate Pryde from Marvel's "Years of Future Past" (2015). Or Kitty & Lockheed; that always works.

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