Douchebag Decree: Scott Adams, Douchetoonist

Have you been following the Scott "rape is a natural instinct" Adams story? If not, hold on to your hat barf bag. Adams, creator of the cartoon Dilbert and noted... Read more »

Douchebag Decree: Forty Beads

If you're straight, monogamous, and female, Carolyn Evans wants to SAVE YOUR MARRIAGE! Her new book, Forty Beads, has "simple, sexy" advice: overcome the "libido gap" between women and men by having sex whenever your... Read more »

Douchebag Decree: The NYPD Rape Acquittal

Sometimes a situation is so horrible that a Douchebag Decree just doesn't cut it. However, I can think of nothing douchier today than the NYPD trial verdict, which found the two accused officers... Read more »

Douchebag Decree: Comcast VP Steve Kipp, Attempted Reel Grrls Camp-Ruiner

Reel Grrls, the awesome Seattle-based nonprofit organization that teaches media production to young women, has been under douche attack! Recently, Reel Grrls tweeted about the massive conflict of interest that is... Read more »

Douchebag Decree: Monster High

Sometimes, products are all the more disappointing when they sounded pretty cool at first. Case in point: Mattel's blockbuster franchise, Monster High. This series of dolls is centered around the children (mostly daughters) of werewolves, mummies and other classic beasties of horror tales. When... Read more »

Douchebag Decree: Bret Easton Ellis

OK, we've published plenty of posts here on Glee and how it maybe isn't all it's... Read more »

Douchebag Decree: American Thinker

Wait! Yes, you! Were you about to go buy some stamps? Be careful! According to the American Thinker, American stamps are "childish, silly, and racist"! Now, does that... Read more »

Douchebag Decree: Martin Harty, Unabashed Ableist

Remember when Andre Bauer... Read more »

Douchebag Decree: FalseFlesh

Have you ever thought about Mark Zuckerberg, founder of Facebook, naked? Well, he might be thinking about you naked, and FalseFlesh wants to help him with his dreams. If... Read more »

Douchebag Decree: FMAE's Scholarships for White Men Only

Two students at Texas State University have founded the Former Majority Association for Equality to financially assist white men. Yes, only white men, because according to co-... Read more »