Douchebag Decree: "Gentlemen" Hijack Women's History Month

  Seeing as it's National Women's History Month I thought we might be short on douchebags this week. No chance.  Beyond the heaps of... Read more »

Douchebag Decree: geoGirl's Anti-Aging Makeup for Preteens

Have your preteen's looks suffered with age? GeoGirl can erase her wrinkles in time for that... Read more »

Douchebag Decree: Piers Morgan

No Piers, I'm not calling you out because you routinely dis audience favorites on America's Got Talent (although seriously, dude has built his career... Read more »

Douchebag Decree: Tucson Shooting Link Roundup

Since the violence that took place in Arizona over the weekend goes beyond the term "douche-y", and since it would be much too obvious to award the Decree to Sarah Palin for her crosshairs graphic and "blood libel" comment (let's just call her an honorary Douchebag for life), I thought I'd do a... Read more »

Douchebag Decree: Reformed Michael Moore Holiday Edition!

Ye Olde Douchebag Decree is going to look a little different... Read more »

Douchebag Decree: WTF, Naomi Wolf?

I don't have to tell you that this week has been a total Wikileaks shitshow. But would anyone have guessed that the honoree for Douchebag Decree: Wikileaks Edition would be famed power feminist Naomi Wolf? Me neither. After all, plenty of media have taken the low road in theorizing about the... Read more »

Douchebag Decree: Boehner and Posse vs. Smithsonian

I have a feeling that House Majority Leader-to-be John Boehner may prove himself the worthy recipient of many a Douchebag Decree in the months and years to come, but the distinctly layered douche-osity of... Read more »

Douchebag Decree: Americans for Truth About Homosexuality

This week the douchetacular group Americans for Truth About Homosexuality, whose name invokes vague ideas about democracy and justice while its agenda promotes hate and intolerance, basically awarded the Douchebag Decree to itself.... Read more »

Douchebag Decree: Betty Crocker

As if being a completely fictional model of unobtainable feminine domesticity weren't enough, Betty Crocker has sealed her fate as a Douchebag Decree recipient with the new... Read more »

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