Douchebag Decree: FalseFlesh

Have you ever thought about Mark Zuckerberg, founder of Facebook, naked? Well, he might be thinking about you naked, and FalseFlesh wants to help him with his dreams. If... Read more »

Douchebag Decree: FMAE's Scholarships for White Men Only

Two students at Texas State University have founded the Former Majority Association for Equality to financially assist white men. Yes, only white men, because according to co-... Read more »

Douchebag Decree: "Gentlemen" Hijack Women's History Month

  Seeing as it's National Women's History Month I thought we might be short on douchebags this week. No chance.  Beyond the heaps of... Read more »

Douchebag Decree: geoGirl's Anti-Aging Makeup for Preteens

Have your preteen's looks suffered with age? GeoGirl can erase her wrinkles in time for that... Read more »

Douchebag Decree: Piers Morgan

No Piers, I'm not calling you out because you routinely dis audience favorites on America's Got Talent (although seriously, dude has built his career... Read more »

Douchebag Decree: Tucson Shooting Link Roundup

Since the violence that took place in Arizona over the weekend goes beyond the term "douche-y", and since it would be much too obvious to award the Decree to Sarah Palin for her crosshairs graphic and "blood libel" comment (let's just call her an honorary Douchebag for life), I thought I'd do a... Read more »

Douchebag Decree: Reformed Michael Moore Holiday Edition!

Ye Olde Douchebag Decree is going to look a little different... Read more »

Douchebag Decree: WTF, Naomi Wolf?

I don't have to tell you that this week has been a total Wikileaks shitshow. But would anyone have guessed that the honoree for Douchebag Decree: Wikileaks Edition would be famed power feminist Naomi Wolf? Me neither. After all, plenty of media have taken the low road in theorizing about the... Read more »

Douchebag Decree: Boehner and Posse vs. Smithsonian

I have a feeling that House Majority Leader-to-be John Boehner may prove himself the worthy recipient of many a Douchebag Decree in the months and years to come, but the distinctly layered douche-osity of... Read more »