It's a shitty time to have a uterus, especially if you don't want the government telling you what to do with it. Since we'd rather laugh than cry, check out this spot-on video from the folks at Funny or Die, featuring eight middle-aged men giving their "expert" opinions on women's reproductive health.
How sad is it that some of the more outrageous lines in here are real quotes from Republican presidential candidates? It doesn't make the sentiments about women's health and putting aspirin between our knees (still confusing, by the way) any less terrifying/terrible, but at least this bullshit goes down easier when Nick Offerman and Tim Meadows say it. Maybe we can get these guys to read transcripts of all of the Republican debates?