Hear ye, hear ye! It is hereby declared that:
1) If you have been known to refer to yourself as "A-dog";
2) If you are such a jerk that even hockey players are embarrassed by your behavior;
3) If you spent the off-season interning at Vogue; 4) And, most importantly, if you publicly refer to your ex-girlfriend as "sloppy seconds"...
You are considered, in the eyes of the laws of all that is right in the world, and under the jurisdiction of humanity, a real douchebag.
Sean Avery, this one's for you. You're not so much an A-dog as an A-hole.