Has there ever been any better advice given to fellows who didn't have the foresight to keep their gals happy than Beyoncé's timeless, "If you like it then you shoulda put a ring on it?" Probably. In fact, there has most certainly been better relationship advice. Even something like, "If you like it then you shoulda had better communication skills" would have been more like it.
I'm not saying that I was immune to bopping around my house, shaking my left hand as well as my rear end anytime "Single Ladies (Put a Ring On It)" came on, but Beyoncé's chart topper came out at the same time that my not-husband and I were deep in conversations about whether or not to get married (he was pro and I was anti) and I was feeling less-than-amenable to Beyoncé's thesis.
When Beyoncé took a stand for all "single ladies," no one in my then-same-sex relationship had as of yet put any rings on anything and I was pretty happy about that.
After thoughtful and difficult conversations, however, my person and I agreed on a compromise: I came around to the romantic angle and legal benefits of marriage, and my person agreed to completely re-inventing every wedding tradition that I found problematic.
Then came the issue of the ring.
I was squarely anti-ring, both engagement and wedding. I can be a real pill about things that most people take for granted!
Here's the deal: Engagement and wedding rings, as with most things to do with marriage in Western culture, have an unseemly history. Surprise!
The first recorded instances of rings in Western culture come to us from the Romans. They had a lovely tradition wherein the wife would wear two different rings—one worn in public, then removed for the one worn at home. The public ring was made of gold, while the house ring was made of iron and was worn while doing chores and other domestic tasks. The Roman wedding ring symbolized the binding legal agreement of the husband's ownership of his wife (which is why there is no male engagement ring tradition), and their betrothal rings came decorated with a little carved key.
You know what else is made of iron and comes with a little key? SHACKLES. "If I own you then I better have a ring on you. Wha-oh-oh-oh-oh-ooh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh!"
In 1215, Pope Innocent the III—the same Pope responsible for launching the Fifth Crusade and arguably the most powerful Pope in the history of the Catholic Church—ruled that any and all wedding ceremonies required a ring. This was part of his decree that there be a waiting period between betrothal and actual marriage. Without getting into the tedious details of papal history and law, the waiting period was made mandatory by Innocent III to make sure the pair getting married weren't directly related to one another (e.g. brothers and sisters or fathers and daughters—cousins, uncles/nieces, and the like were fine to marry).
The separate engagement ring was a little bit like a "sale pending" sign while the Church checked to see if you were doing something it disapproved of, while the wedding ring was the contract of ownership. ("If we're related I better not put a ring on it.")
We can thank the bloody spread of Catholicism and its laws throughout the Western World for the modern-day, widespread tradition of engagement and wedding rings.
Fun fact: Only the very wealthy were permitted rings with gemstones, made of precious metals, or of ornate designs.
SKIP AHEAD TO DIAMONDS
Hey! Did you know that diamonds didn't have anything to do with wedding rings for a very long time? In fact, there is 100% no ancient symbolism associated with diamonds, just a troubling, bloody, profitable history.
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In the late 19th Century, companies began exploiting cheap/slave labor in South African mines and diamonds
exploded in popularity before lagging like all new trends. De Beers decided to comission a blitz ad campaign to boost sales and by 1947 its tag line, "A Diamond is Forever, " was cementing the idea that a diamond is "just what you do." The ads also reinforced the idea of flaunting your social/class rank by featuring well-to-do white people, while the general campaign utilized Hollywood, fashion designers, and other "culture makers."
There is one neat aspect of wedding ring history. Ancient Egyptian royals have been found buried with rings on the third finger of their left hand because they thought there was a vein that ran directly from the heart to this finger, the circle a symbol of eternal cycles of time and the space in the middle the gateway. That's where that tradition comes from.
In another mututal compromise, my person and I ended up having pinky wedding rings (neither of us wore engagement rings) made of silver and copper and designed and made by my cousin, who is an amazing jewelry designer. We paid the cost of the materials—under $100—and in place of the diamond we chose an abstracted compass design so that we always remember which way home is.
It was awesome having an artist we know and love make our rings with us in mind, but if you can't do that, then it's still possible to find a way beat Tiffany's and De Beers and make your own physical symbol of your relationship.
The always helpful Offbeat Bride has this fun article to get you started: "21 Alternative Engagement Rings Perfect For Proposing to Your Offbeat Beloved." Always the history/symbolism nerd, I also really liked reading "Historical Importance of Precious Gem Stones." And the bizarrely titled "Men Wedding Ring" has a lot of cool design examples for rings that defy the traditional template.
Interestingly, after a year on testosterone, my not-husband's ring no longer fits his finger, so it's time for a redesign. We're likely going with simple rings of Black Onyx—a stone worn to protect the wearer during times of conflict, carried for courage, used to strengthen the heart, and prescribed for relationship harmony.
Next week: A break from bummer history. Fun invitation designs of both the e- and physical varieties!