Seattle Weekly reports that the Seattle Times refused to run an ad for a performance of The Vagina Monologues Feb 24th at The Museum of History and Industry, sponsored by The National Council of Jewish Women because the artwork looked too much like, well, a vagina. Wait, let me get this straight...the Vagina Monologues is about...vaginas? "The artwork was something we didn't feel was appropriate for our audience," says the Times' VP of advertising, Mei-Mei Chan." The organization was asked to alter the artwork and they refused. Sadly, due to the story, the NCJW has received threatening phone calls which will lead to heightened security at the event.