Heylo. I have a few names across the interwebes. Mostly, I get called battameez — in many languages and contexts.
Battameez (pronounced: buh. tuh. meez) is a Hindustani word for someone who has no manners -- pretty self-explanatory, no?
I had hoped to be "going somewhere" with my life until early last year, now I live in an apartment with a lot of plants, frames, studying to get my MA in women's studies. Hopefully, the plants will still be alive by the time I'm done.