Who I Am: 

I am a freelance writer getting by in the Midwest. Sometimes that involves waiting tables. I am currently getting caught up on episodes of Melrose Place that I missed twenty years ago. I have been featured on Thought Catalog, the Huffington Post, and Kinsey Confidential. My current hopes and dreams include the candles at Anthropologie being on sale again sometime soon and renting out the Grey Gardens house one summer with several gay men.

What I'm Listening To: 

Anything on vinyl that I can get my hands on.

What I'm Watching: 

Arrested Development (always), Seinfeld, Girls (for better or worse), Downton Abbey, Parks and Recreation (I'm an Indiana girl), The Office, The Daily Show, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, House of Cards, ABSOLUTELY FABULOUS SWEETIE DARLING

And anything on Discovery ID... literally anything.

What I'm Reading: 

Just finished "How to be a Woman" by Caitlin Moran