Suzette Smith writes about culture, comics and film. She has pledged herself to the super volcano and is trying to think up a good outfit for that— not too traditional but still a clean, classic design. Follow her on tumblr. Follow her on twitter @suzettesmith There's no way this will eventually lead you to the edge of Bárðarbunga, wearing an upside-down triangle dress and an anorak, soot in your face. No way at all.