Who I Am: 
Snarky’s Machine is a writer, pop culturalist and a Barney Miller enthusiast. Raised in Greece, Germany and Southern California, she’s has been unsuccessful in her attempts to jettison her “military brat” accent. During her youth, Snarky’s Machine cultivated her appreciation of pop culture through summers spent adhering to a rigorous diet of 70s game shows, sitcoms and Dirty Harry movies.